“You keep on denying who you are and how you’re feeling. Baby, we’re not buying… Hon, we saw
youyour mom hit the ceiling. Face it like a grown up, when ‘ya gonna own up that you got, got, got it bad?” (x)
- Torchwood: We're outside the government
- Torchwood: Beyond the police
- Torchwood: Completely top secret
- Torchwood: Nobody knows about us
- Torchwood: Except for the pizza place
- Torchwood: And that old lady
- Torchwood: And everyone
- Torchwood: Except Rhys
He’s such an practiced liar that it’s adorable that he can’t come up with anything.
"Woman?” She chuckled. “Is that meant to insult me? I would return the slap, if I took you for a man."
“There once was a girl who had a friend who lived in the shadows. She would remind him how the sun felt on his skin and what the air felt like to breathe, and that reminded her that she was still alive.”
and my U.S. History teacher was trying to get us to understand why it was such a big deal that England had put a tax on colonial sugar, and he goes,
"What if you had to pay a tax every time you logged onto wifi?"
And the whole class just went
and I heard at least two people whisper “I would murder someone”
Everyone should answer questions the way the Beatles did in AHDN.
“Harry witnessed Professor McGonagall walking right past Peeves, who was determinedly loosening a crystal chandelier, and could have sworn he heard her tell the poltergeist out of the corner of her mouth, ‘It unscrews the other way.’”
sam high on meds was the best
if you’re somewhere dark and scary and you think ‘this feels like the first five minutes of supernatural or a horror movie’ then start walking like a dinosaur for no apparent reason. because no-one in the first five minutes of supernatural or a horror movie would start walking like a dinosaur for no apparent reason.
The ultimate survive tip